- 1. Never look at a menu for longer than 90 seconds.
- 2. The average male get 37843200 minutes in his lifetime. You don’t really want to spend them on Snapchat.
- 3. Beer, pizza, and BBQ is an acceptable payment for another man.
- 4. Never roast a man in front of their children.
- 5. If you wear cologne, no one should smell it from five feet away or five minutes after you’ve left.
- 6. Be especially kind to bartenders, baristas, taxi drivers, and anyone else who is often looked over.
- 7. If riding the bus doesn’t incentivize you to improve your station in life, nothing will.
- 8. Good relationships are absolutely not 50/50, they’re fluid things.
- 9. You cannot have a love affair with whiskey cause whiskey will never love you back.
- 10. Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.